Happy 1st of September!

38 minutes ago 865 notes
via / org


ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
4 hours ago 173130 notes
via / org


phurlz:

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

4 hours ago 358986 notes
via / org


sa-angreal:

Frank Turner is good for the soul.

4 hours ago 33 notes
via / org


motherfuckingshakespeare:

akafoxxcub:

the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play

much ado about pussy

Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.

4 hours ago 75724 notes
via / org


destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

6 hours ago 58423 notes
via / org


guywoodhouse:

New York City   1983

6 hours ago 1775 notes
via / org


6 hours ago 2604 notes
via / org


kikikurt:

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

     (via)

6 hours ago 173769 notes
via / org


queenoftherestingbitchface replied to your photo “The incomparable @sirblackalot after today’s @lesmizbway matinee! Such…”

I’m coming to live with you.

yes please! now would be good.

6 hours ago 0 notes
via / org


6 hours ago 6047 notes
via / org


The incomparable @sirblackalot after today’s @lesmizbway matinee! Such an amazing performer, amazing cast, amazing show :) #enjolrasisbae #vivelafrance (at Les Misérables Broadway)

The incomparable @sirblackalot after today’s @lesmizbway matinee! Such an amazing performer, amazing cast, amazing show :) #enjolrasisbae #vivelafrance (at Les Misérables Broadway)

6 hours ago 3 notes
via / org


chillybucky:

If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.

6 hours ago 27954 notes
via / org


6 hours ago 1929 notes
via / org


barricadeur:

bloggish:

Sometimes countries are monarchies

Sometimes countries are republics

Sometimes are empires

Sometimes countries transition from one of these forms of government to another

And then there’s France:

image

fun thing to do in a european history class if you want to derail your teacher: ask them when the french revolution ends.

7 hours ago 36331 notes
via / org